Beer Wars
At half time I was drinking a Bud Light, when all of a sudden some woman dressed as a referee blew her whistle and stole my beer.
It turned out it was a Miller Lite stunt and I was cornered into doing a taste test. You could put 50 beers in front of me and I could tell you which ones were Miller Lite and which ones were Bud Lights.
So to have a little fun, I made sure I picked the Bud Light. She winked, and pointed to the other so I could win a Miller Lite baseball hat. I have ten thousand baseball hats, so I decided to have more fun and insist the beer I chose was the better of the two. She winked again and told me if I pick the Miller she would buy me a beer. I said, “no thanks, I’ll take my Bud Light back!”
She had no idea what to do. Ultimately she had to go up and order me a Bud. So while everyone else had their pictures taken with the “refs” and their silly little baseball hats, I just sat back and chuckled. I know she was only doing her job, but I like to bust some chops every now and then.